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jediknight
05-11 08:39 PM
Jon Stewart, who knows a thing or two about irony, will create a two-hour special on a perfect target�the U.S. naturalization process�for History Channel, to air in the fourth quarter.
http://www.broadcastingcable.com/article/231905-Jon_Stewart_to_Make_History_Special.php

The Naturalized, to be produced by Busboy, Stewart's company, follows eight individuals through the bureaucratic morass of the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services. The special will also include interviews with undocumented and deported illegal immigrants.

If we can contact busboy productions with our stories to make sure that atleast of one of the eight individuals is someone who is stuck in this EB backlog.

Here is Jon's contact info at the daily show thedailyshow@comedycentral.com
It would be great if someone can find the contact info for busboy productions too.

Also, Please send email to the Daily Show and/or Colbert report to interview someone like Vivek Wadhwa to explain to their viewers the how this behavior hurts America.
thedailyshow@comedycentral.com
http://www.comedycentral.com/help/questionsCC.jhtml
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jonty_11
06-14 03:23 PM
As my attorney informed us of the dates being current - they are asking for this:

Please advise on the status of removing the residency requirement
since you can't proceed with until this is done.

what does this mean?
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needhelp!
04-12 02:06 PM
Facebook Washington DC | Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/FacebookDC?v=app_141125442599532)

so far only about using facebook :p
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jersey_folk
10-01 10:37 AM
I am on a L1 visa which has expired April 2006. I have got my petition extended till 2008. Can I transfer my L1 from Employer A to another Employer B. Can employer B transfer my current L1 petition to his company?

Please reply ASAP.
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desi3933
02-26 01:16 PM
I have a simply question, not urgent, not immediate

I moved to a different place (same city), but my wife is out of country. I am trying to file AR-11 for change of address, but it is asking for Last Port of entry. Is AR11 needed only for people who are currently in the country.

She needs to fill-in new address in the I-94 form at the time of reentry into the US. She won't need to file AR-11, as her I-94 has most recent address.

Please verify this with your attorney.

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Not a legal advice
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sprash
05-03 01:07 PM
Does anyone have any experience how long it takes to get the Canadian visa if my family members who are visiting were to travel to the Canadian Consulate in Seattle.

Earlier you used to get on the same day (in matter of hours), but apparently in March of this year, they changed their policy. "Minimum 24 hours" is not a very helpful indicator for planning :(

Temporary Resident Visas (Visitor Visas)

Applications submitted in person are accepted during our walk in hours Monday through Friday 8am to 10am. Effective March 8, 2011, applications submitted in person will no longer be processed on the same day. The minimum processing time will be 24 hours. Passports will not be returned until processing is completed. Processing times for mail in applications vary, please allow at least 4 weeks for processing. The Seattle Consulate does not provide expedited service, if you have urgent travel, it is recommended that you apply in person.
How to Apply (http://www.canadainternational.gc.ca/seattle/imm/SEATL_applying.aspx)
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chanduv23
03-26 12:15 PM
I had to withdraw my application since I had to file for a divorce. I was just told yesterday that my petition in withdrawn and my wife will be notified in a week. I was also told that I can re-file before.

Currently we have withdrawn the Divorce papers as well. But I don't know what steps to be taken for re-file.

She has an A number which I can provide now. But the two question I have is her current USCIS status? She came on K1 and another question is "Have you ever applied for Perm. Res.?" The Answer will be yes with date and place of filing, but what should I write for final disposition.

Please help this is urgent.

These are questions you ask a lawyer.
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sina
08-20 01:36 PM
You can stay here as long as the I797 is valid (there is no rule to stamp it within a year). Do you have H1B stamped frome before or is this your first H1? If the first one then you have to get it stamped when you travel out of US. If this is not the first one then you can travel back on your old H1 stamp with new I797.
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gulbir
06-20 03:06 PM
GC03 ,
Thanks for your prompt response.
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Can2004
02-27 09:19 PM
Hi there,
This is exactly what my company's attorney had told me. If the new location is within commuting distance/same metropilitan area there is no need for a LCA amendment .

If anybody thinks otherwise please feel free to correct me.
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Anders �stberg
February 12th, 2004, 11:18 AM
:mad: :mad: :mad:

Well-thanks-I-just-recently-sold-my Minolta-gear-and-switched-to Canon!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad:


But I'm actually very happy I did! :)
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madhuthomas
03-04 02:51 PM
Great find, Thanks for sharing the information Ramana.

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txh1b
08-18 09:21 AM
As both the I-94 that you got with the I797 and the white I-94 that you surrendered are with the same number, it does not really matter as the arrival record associated with the I-94# would have been closed with the departure record submitted by the white I-94 card when you left the country.

You can send the I-94 card tothe London, KY address to be sure. AFAIK, if the I-94 with the same number was turned in, you are fine.
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kirupa
09-08 01:04 PM
Visual Studio 2005 is the IDE - an application that allows you to create other applications. Silverlight is a target runtime much like WinForms, WPF, etc. You can use VS 2005 - albeit a bit hackishly - to create projects that allow you to create outputs for all three.

Based on your code, is this a ASP.net application?
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pappu
06-25 11:04 AM
Can someone tell me what is a good lawyer??? I think this term is very much like good politician.. They are extinct...
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Ann Ruben
02-20 05:56 PM
Hi Simi,
The fact that the company that sponsored your GC shuts down or files for bankruptcy should not have any impact on you. As long as you have an approved I-140, an I-485 pending more than 180 days and a job offer in the same or similar occupation, you are protected by AC-21.

It would be prudent to make sure that you now have copies of all documents relating to your GC case, including complete copy of LC, I-140 petition and supporting docs, H petitions, pay records etc.

Ann
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alien2006
07-06 11:15 AM
Is your BS degree a 3 year degree?
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EAD
03-01 08:18 AM
Thanks for the reply. What I understand even there is no position for EB2 currently, EB2 can be filed for future employment.

Do you know anybody who was in the same situation and converted from EB3 to EB2.

Thanks,
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sripy123
10-14 02:19 PM
Hi,
I am having my H1, and applied for renewal hopefully i will be getting it by this Dec '10.

Till Sep 2011 my H1 is valid, after that i am planning to go for extension as i filed my I-140 now.

Next year i am going to India i will get it stamped there for me also for my wife. But due to health reason for my wife, i am planning to stay in India and go for the treatment. For that i have to stay there and assist her fully, for the treatment. Not sure how long it will take.

My question is this, if my employer/client is OK with this, what is the maximum period i can stay in India without working in US.

Two scenarios here:
1. If the pay-stub is not generated, how long i can stay there?
2. If my employer agrees to pay the salary for those months, because i can also work in my company's offshore office, in that case how long i can stay there?
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marizaf
11-21 12:51 PM
Hi everyone,

Any answers on that? Any ideas?

Thank you
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neeidd
07-23 06:39 PM
Card production ordered
PD 03/2008
RD 8/10/2008
ND 9/20/2008

But my desi consulting company tells me it is safe to stay with them for another six months.

Edit:
PD is 3/2004 not 3/2008. Sorry about the confusion
Could you tell us in which service center your I-485 was?
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